Friday, March 27, 2009

Doctors claim to be able to 'de-gay' people


There is no evidence whatsoever that medical science can change a gay person (male or female) to be straight again. Despite this, over 4% of psychiatrists admit to treating gays for their affliction.


Professor Michael King, from University College London, who worked on the study, said: "There is very little evidence to show that attempting to treat a person's homosexual feelings is effective and, in fact, it can actually be harmful. So it is surprising that a significant minority of practitioners still offer this help to their clients."


Why waste the time of these medical 'professionals'? We all know that the way to straighten out a lesbian is to introduce her to a male British soldier (who are all irresistable to females) and the way to straighten out a 'man' is to teach him to drink copious amounts of real ale, smoke like a trooper, speak with a deeper, more manly voice and to support Liverpool Football Club.

1 comment:

  1. LOL, sounds like a fine theory. Although i see a few flaws in this well thought out plan.
    For one, many of the squaddies i have encountered in my time are far from irresistable, particularly some of the more higher ranking individuals. lol.

    I hardly think supporting Liverpool FC would turn a gay man straight, a much better option would be Newcastle for sure!

    I agree though, why waste money which could easily be used to treat people with an illness? Theres nothing wrong with being Gay.

    If they wanna be gay then let them, "we're here, we're queer" ect. ect.

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