Sunday, March 29, 2009

'HE DUMPED ME OVER MY BOOB JOB'


This is one of the top stories in News of the World (29th March) and it perfectly shows the difference between civilian boys and military men.


Layla Hornbuckle, 22 recently found out that the military appreciate any form of body enhancements. “I’d always been self-conscious about my 36AA breasts. My boyfriend Matt*, 24, insisted I was sexy as I was, but I didn’t believe him so I secretly went to see a surgeon and he said I could have my boobs boosted to a D cup for £3,850. I booked the op and applied for a bank loan to pay for it.


The day before her surgery, Layla was so overwhelmed with guilt, she rang Matt and explained what she was doing. Matt (now known as 'Matt the Prat amongst friends) immediately dumped Layla despite their two year relationship.


Layla recalls, 'On the day, I was really nervous as Mum drove me to the clinic and I wished Matt was with me. The operation took over an hour – when I came round, my boobs were huge!

About a year ago I met Lloyd Dyke, 21, a Royal Marine, in a bar. We clicked, and started dating – when I told him I’d had a boob job, he just laughed and said they looked great!

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