Forget the credit crunch, forget terrorist plots to overthrow world order, forget serious crime, forget climate change, the Mirror managed to find the story to beat them all.
With the depressing news that we see every day online, on the TV, in the newspapers and when listening to the radio, it is sometimes funny how we lose our prospective on what such a quality tabloid would class as 'Top News'. Well today they reminded us.
I quote: 'Walking into her boyfriend’s hospital room Jo Ventham must have raised some eyebrows. Smothered in strong-smelling fake tan and perfume she didn’t seem like the usual worried loved-one.'
However, just like any other visitor all she wanted was for Tom to wake up from the coma he’d been in for nine days. And she was desperately hoping her fake tan would help. “Tom had always moaned about the smell of it,” explains Jo. “And I knew that if he could smell anything at all he’d pick up on that and know I was there.”
And sure enough, three days after embarking on her new strategy, Tom finally began to stir.
Now far be it from me to question this chav's logic, maybe, just maybe the lad was going to wake up anyway after three days in a coma and her fake tan had absolutely nothing to do with his miraculous recovery.
Having said that, have you seen the bloke's photo, I mean what sort of mullet is that he is sporting? It is something like a cross between a 70s Noddy Holder and a 90s German. It should be banned, especially from publication in the National press where children may see it.
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