Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Chav Jade Goody wins 'ultimate posthumous award'

I know its the third story in as many weeks that I have done on Goody but her death, or rather the hype surrounding it is very funny. The latest episode in dead Jade Goody's life (or rather death) is that she has been accoladed with the 'ultimate posthumous award' (sic) befitting her chav station in life. Was it a Victoria Cross? No, a George Cross? No, maybe a Queen's Commendation for Valuable Service? No, maybe even an MBE? No.

She has been awarded the 'Ultimate Reality TV Star award' at the first ever Digital Spy Reality TV Awards. So if she was alive she could now call herself Jade Goody URTVS.

So what exactly is this award? Well, it is given to the person who is best at making a complete fool of themselves on television and then manages to follow up their poor performance by be-littling themselves by doing absolutely anything to keep themselves in the public eye.

It is a very, very sad state of affairs when 'awards' are made up for such chav losers and they have national headlines such as 'Jade Goody wins posthumous award' when there are British people fighting daily and being killed on a regular basis who receive no such accolade.

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